Lorde Also Wants to F**k the Supreme Court

Lorde became the 100th, or so it seems, musician to yell f**k the Supreme Court.

She performed at Glastonbury Festival in England this past weekend.

Before singing “Mood Ring,” she said women had bodies to objectify. I’m paraphrasing. Also something about every woman having ancient wisdom “propelling” each other forward, like a daisy-chained fart.

Welcome to sadness. The temperature is unbearable until you face it. Wanna hear a secret girls? Your bodies were destined to be controlled and objectified since before you were born.

That horror is your birthright. But here’s another secret. You possess ancient strength. Ancient wisdom. Wisdom that has propelled every woman that came before you. That wisdom is also your birthright. I ask you today, make accessing that wisdom your life’s work because everything depends on it. F**k the Supreme Court.

A bunch of other bands and musicians came out against Roe v. Wade this weekend at Glastonbury.

Olivia Rodrigo covered Lily Allen’s “F**k You” and had the crowd chanting the “f**k you” chorus.

Phoebe Bridgers also sent a “f**k you” the Supreme Court’s way.

The Supreme Court justices had more people wanting to f**k them than ever before in their lives.

Also, Lorde went blonde. I approve.

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