The media will say Kim Kardashian, 41, and Pete Davidson, 28, broke up, but we all know their contract expired. The two celebs called off their relationship nine months into it.
PEOPLE says lack of time was the cause. If you believe that, then you are so innocent.
Part of the reason they split was because of their busy schedules…They both travel all the time and it was hard.
The real ones will tell you that Davidson and Kim didn’t even have sex. Furthering the theory this was all for publicity.
Their “romance” started on Saturday Night Live in October 2021 when Kardashian guested and Davidson kissed her during the “Jasmine and Aladdin” sketch.
Kardashian called it a stage kiss, but wasn’t sure, because she felt…something. Perhaps a new storyline.
When we kissed, I was just like, ‘Hmm!’ It was a stage kiss, but it was still like, a little zing. It wasn’t anything like a super-crazy feeling. I was just like, ‘Hmm,’ and then I was like, ‘Wow, I really haven’t kissed anyone else in 10 years, so maybe I’m just like being stupid and it’s just nothing and it’s just a stage kiss.
Meanwhile, Davidson and his big dick were texting Kardashian’s ex-husband Kanye West. He called West a “pussy” and told him to “grow the f**k up.” Later, he told him him he was in bed with his wife after Kanye asked where he was. Point Davidson.
With Kardashian and Davidson’s contract ending, at least Kanye can not be so sad. It means Kardashian needs a new storyline though. The older Kim gets, the less people care, so the more outrageous Kim’s storyline needs to be. I sense an adoption incoming.