Victoria Beckham

Victoria, Victoria, Victoria. I…don’t…know…about…you. The only thing I can think of right now is the phrase tarted up hussy which doesn’t even touch on the two basketballs attached to her chest. The fact that she’s skinnier than my forearm can’t unglue my eyes from her implants. I just want to tear them off and see if I can bowl a perfect game.

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