In other news

Gwen Stefani is a follower. She only got pregnant because other people were doing it too.

Marcia Cross will populate the earth with two more redheads. Hopefully not everything isn’t determined by genes.

Celebrities dress like Jon Travolta because he’s not weird or anything.

Victoria Beckham wanted photogs to sign some sort of agreement. They protested and called her dress ugly. Frowny face.

Fergie sleeps for only 1 hour a day. I thought she was off the meth. I find comfort in the fact that she still looks like a tranny.

Stacy Keibler has come a long way. Well, not really.

Lindsay Lohan tries to look intelligent at the Lakers game.

Penelope Cruz’s Volver might have some good in it.