Evil Beet was describing some chick on American Idol talking about how her father is paralyzed after he shot himself and his wife. Is it wrong of me to laugh?

  • Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston’s kiss on Dirt isn’t going to be as hot as everyone thought. Also, she tells some lies about her recent nose job. [Dlisted]
  • Pete Doherty caught on tape shooting up after his Buddhist commitment ceremony with Kate Moss. It just doesn’t stop. [Yeeeah!]
  • Dedication with Mandy Moore is good. Mandy Moore is on the upswing. [Pajiba]
  • Mike Tyson checked into Lindsay Lohan’s Wonderland rehab. This should be fun. [Celebitchy]
  • Natalie Portman does Prague. [Celebrity Smack]
  • Gene Simmons and Nicholas Cage: Hair Twins [CityRag]
  • Kristen Davis from Sex and the City wants closure. Still talking about that show huh? [ICYDK]
  • Miss USA Tara Conner admits to the world what everybody knows. She did cocaine. [Just Jared]
  • Will Uma quit acting? [Glitterati]

Special bonus non-celebrity related video via RockStar Mommy. Kind of old, but I just thought this was hilarious. Towards the end it gets better and better and better. Too bad it’s been proven fake.