In other news

Evil Beet was describing some chick on American Idol talking about how her father is paralyzed after he shot himself and his wife. Is it wrong of me to laugh?

• Courtney Cox and Jennifer Aniston’s kiss on Dirt isn’t going to be as hot as everyone thought. Also, she tells some lies about her recent nose job. [Dlisted]
• Pete Doherty caught on tape shooting up after his Buddhist commitment ceremony with Kate Moss. It just doesn’t stop. [Yeeeah!]
• Dedication with Mandy Moore is good. Mandy Moore is on the upswing. [Pajiba]
• Mike Tyson checked into Lindsay Lohan’s Wonderland rehab. This should be fun. [Celebitchy]
• Natalie Portman does Prague. [Celebrity Smack]
• Gene Simmons and Nicholas Cage: Hair Twins [CityRag]
• Kristen Davis from Sex and the City wants closure. Still talking about that show huh? [ICYDK]
• Miss USA Tara Conner admits to the world what everybody knows. She did cocaine. [Just Jared]
• Will Uma quit acting? [Glitterati]

Special bonus non-celebrity related video via RockStar Mommy. Kind of old, but I just thought this was hilarious. Towards the end it gets better and better and better. Too bad it’s been proven fake.