Christina Aguilera

Christina Aguilera will be on the Ellen DeGeneres show today talking about her naked Sundays. Christina explains that on naked Sundays her and husband Jordan Bratman do everything naked together including cooking. Ellen suggested she avoid grease which could splatter. Aguilera retorted, “Well, unless you want the grease.” Leading me to my next point. Burn victims are sexy as hell. Every time I’m in a hospital, I have to walk by the burn unit and snap a few photos for my collection.

Too bad for Ellen as it seems she’s being fed recycled news from Cosmo magazine. Back in October, Christina said the same thing in an interview. Why does anyone care? Just one more reason not to watch Ellen.