Cocaine magnet Lindsay Lohan and broomstick impersonator Keira Knightley are set to film a threesome in their new movie “Best Time of Our Lives”.
The film, about Welsh poet Dylan Thomas, will see Lohan portray Thomas’ wife Caitlin MacNamara, while Knightley will star as the poet’s childhood friend, Vera Phillips.
The guy being sandwiched between these two is Matthew Rhys who says, “I hope I’m up for it.” Double entendre for the win. We’ll see how many jokes you crack after your body starts convulsing from the amphetamine laced sweat from Lindsay’s body. Keira will be around there somewhere too. Most likely wedged comfortably between the mattress and the box spring.
The title was deceptive..he he