Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba gave her dog a slobbery kiss during a film break which may or may not mean she cheated on me. Last time I talked to her, she told me she’d make out with her dog before she ever made out with me. Does this mean I’m next? Please God, let it mean I’m next.

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