Paris Hilton

Pictures of Paris Hilton sporting some amazing cleavage formed by a pair of unimpressive breasts have led many to believe the socialite has gotten breast augmentation. Tired of all these rumors, Paris is out to prove her boobs are real.

“One night she got so fed up with the girls talking about her in the ladies room of an LA club that she pulled open her top and showed the lot of them that she’s hiding nothing but a very expensive bra.”

Life will suck when women get their hands on this magical bra that turns A-cups into C-cups. It’s like opening up a beautifully wrapped present to discover a rotting hamster inside. That may be a little strong. Let’s make it a dead hamster.

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