Jessica Simpson was at Pure in Vegas a while back. I’m not going to make fun of her like some other sites. No, really. I won’t. She’s a nice girl. Umm, so summer is almost here. Gettin’ hot. Time to hit the beaches and get your $6 Jamba Juices. Yep. Summer is fun. Jessica Simpson looks like a tubby polyurethane tramp. Crap.