Lindsay Lohan will shoot the paparazzi

Lindsay Lohan is on the cover of next month’s Radar. Her message is clear. She will shoot the paparazzi in their faces. Except, the gun won’t fire. At which point she’ll comically look down the barrel to check for blockage. Everybody’s muscles will tense up fearing she’ll blow her damn head off. But by the hand of fate, Lindsay’s face will, for the first time, avoid an explosive load.