Lindsay Lohan

Following the shocking news Lindsay wouldn’t be imbibing at Pure on the 4th, comes even more shocking news that Lohan may actually stay in rehab longer than the required 30 days. Lindsay was originally supposed to be let out a little before her birthday with some reporting as early as this week. Page Six says Lindsay is taking rehab seriously this time.

Maybe because Promises is basically a tropical island compared to other rehab facilities. If you told me I was going to prison and prison was actually inside Anna Kournikova, I’d extend my stay too. So that would mean instead of 1 minute, I’d be in there for 2 minutes. Fine, 1 minute 30 seconds.