Cameron Diaz

Cameron Diaz tells Cosmo magazine that she can’t work out too much or she’ll start looking like a man. Even more than she does now.

‘Because of my muscle definition, I can get a very man-like appearance, which I don’t like.’
‘I’m always telling my trainers, “Don’t make me look manly!”‘
‘I buff up really fast! … But, I can be really lazy and need someone to tell me what to do.’

Is this a dig at Jessica Biel? Because I’d rather have She-Hulk smash my penis than have Cameron infect me with whatever makes her look like that. I’m surprised the CDC hasn’t quarantined her by now. Was she bitten by a diseased monkey? It was a monkey, wasn’t it? Those things are such assholes.

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