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Jessica Alba will be mine

By The Blemish, 10:35 AM on Jul 25, 2007, 2 Comments

Jessica Alba

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have split after two and a half years together. Us Magazine says the two broke up over the phone. Alba called Warren and told him, “I’m not in love with you anymore.” Awesome.

Within hours, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren’s belongings and move him out.

Swift like pulling off a band-aid. I know everyone is gunning for Jessica now, but there’s no reason why we can’t all share. I’ll be glad to give you guys my sloppy seconds or sloppy 5,000’s. Don’t worry, you’ll get to have a chance with her eventually. In 2032. Suckers!

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2 Responses to “Jessica Alba will be mine”

  • tina mcguire
    12:38 AM

    Yeah!! jessica has a reputation of using boys like toys and after having her fill she dumped them coolly

  • i hate hur
    6:07 PM

    I HATE DIZ SKANK
    CLEARLY SHE THINKS SHEZ TOO HOT FOR CASH
    buh seriously
    SHEZ A UGLY MOTHERUFCKING CUNT
    DAT NEEDZ TO DIE!