Gwyneth Paltrow is stupid

Gwyneth Paltrow enjoys putting snake venom on her face to fight the effects of aging. According to Page Six,

A spy at Sonya Dakkar spa in Beverly Hills said Pal trow, a frequent customer, walked out with a line of Ultra Lux 9 products - including a cream that contains the spit of a snake. “It’s not Botox,” said one insider. “Just a cream that has the venom in it . . . [the cream] is part of the facials.”

Besides snake venom, what other ridiculous substance can she put on her face. How about elephant dung. I read it has magical healing properties that make your skin look vibrant and youthful. Or cat pee. I think that works too.

Old picture of Gwyneth on crutches just for fun.