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K-Fed wants custody

By The Blemish, 8:07 AM on Aug 09, 2007, 0 Comments

Kevin Federline

Unhappy with Britney’s recent behavior, Kevin Federline filed papers demanding more custody yesterday. Allegedly, Britney will persuade the judge to deny this motion by dressing real sexy in court and doing that bj motion with her hand and mouth. After the judge stops vomiting, K-Fed is pretty much going to be given full custody.

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