Jenny McCarthy

Two years ago, Jenny McCarthy’s son, Evan, was diagnosed with autism. Things were difficult until she found Jim Carrey. She says Evan really took to Jim and she has even begun to call him the Autism Whisperer.

“He’s actually helped Evan get past some obstacles I couldn’t. I sometimes call him the autism whisperer. He speaks a language Evan understands, and Evan feels safe with him.”

I don’t know why they’re making a big deal out of working with autistic people. I’m pretty good at it if I do say so myself. I once dated a hot autistic girl. I had no problems whatsoever. I even slept with her that night. I love autistics. Wait, autistic means slut, right?