Pamela Anderson

Earlier, it was reported that Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon applied for and were granted a Vegas wedding license. People thought they were marrying. They were right because the two wed over the weekend at the Mirage Hotel and Casino.

If you’re wondering how they came to be, their love blossomed like a slutty rose when Pamela had sex with Rick to pay off her $250,000 gambling debt. Sort of like Cinderella, but more whorish and minus the prince charming and magic pumpkin. So, really, not like Cinderella at all. Sorry. In celebration, here’s Pamela attending a kegger or as she affectionately calls it, “Ultrasound day.”

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