Most of you need a little excitement in your lives. That’s why I’m posting these pictures of Rihanna walking down the street with fluorescent yellow nail polish and holding a toy poodle by her almost exposed breasts. This way, you can live vicariously through one of the passerbys. Now you’ll know who to thank when you nod off at your desk and dream about how you and 100 others almost saw part of her nipple. You sad little perv.