The Blemish

Robo Simpson is on the loose

By The Blemish, 10:57 AM on Oct 03, 2007, 1 Comment

Jessica Simpson

A robotic Jessica Simpson took to the streets in a busty blue dress in desperate search of both a man and a career. Judging by the redness of her knees, she’s been at it for a while.

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One Response to “Robo Simpson is on the loose”

  • Earl
    12:03 PM

    She’s got that crazy bitch look in her eyes. Thing is, with her the lights are on but nobody’s home.