Another album for Lindsay

A third album rumored to be titled Nobody’s Angel is in the works for Lindsay Lohan. One source says this is only because of a contractual obligation with Universal. Another source says she always planned to release a third album and now is the perfect time to record it since no one will cast her in movies. And yet another source says they didn’t even know Lindsay already released two albums and thinks she should forget all this “artist” BS and just release a sex tape. Can you guess who that last source is? It’s me! And good news for me; she’s already started drinking again.