Lindsay Lohan’s ass cheek is alright

Lindsay Lohan stepped out of her car the other day in what felt like one of those static cling commercials. You know the one where a woman’s skirt sticks to their waist resulting in a highly humorous situation as their buttocks are revealed in public all due to an accumulation of excess electric charge in a region with poor electrical conductivity, such that the charge accumulation persists? That is to say, Lindsay Lohan flashed an ass cheek. It was sort of hot.