Lindsay Lohan stepped out of her car the other day in what felt like one of those static cling commercials. You know the one where a woman’s skirt sticks to their waist resulting in a highly humorous situation as their buttocks are revealed in public all due to an accumulation of excess electric charge in a region with poor electrical conductivity, such that the charge accumulation persists? That is to say, Lindsay Lohan flashed an ass cheek. It was sort of hot.
