Lindsay Lohan

As part of her plea agreement for her misdemeanor drunk driving charge, Lindsay Lohan must spend 4 hours spanned over two days working in a morgue and then two days working in a hospital emergency room. Hopes are high that she will see how drunk driving can not only affect her life, but the lives of others.

Don’t hold your breath. Lindsay will sooner screw a corpse than learn anything from this. Don’t even get me started about working at a hospital. Her days at the emergency room will be reminiscent of a slapstick comedy. The only difference being that when Lindsay fills a syringe with Red Bull, there won’t be a laugh track playing in the background.

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