Hello from Mexico
JL: Hi. I’m Justin Long. I look edgy, but am actually devoid of any utility.
DB: Hi. I’m Drew Barrymore. I used to be unpredictable and fun, but now I’m frumpy and boring.
With any luck, that timely pop-culture reference will have revealed how I feel about these two.
- Feb 29, 2008
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Actually the mental would go like this:
JL: Lots of girls think I’m way hot.
DB: That’s fine, I’ve been fucked by porn stars with cocks the diameter of your thigh. You’ll never leave my twat pulsing w/ orgasm. But you are a cute boy toy. Wanna eat my cooter?
JL: Shit! You sound like a Canadian cougar!
That old bag, Justin is way too hot for her. Mmm, Justin.
How DARE you!! Drew Barrymore is most certainly not frumpy! Now back to your usually excellent observations, I enjoy them.