John Mayer was aboard the Mayercrafter Carrier — a fan cruise — over the weekend and decided it would be fun to run around the deck in a Borat mankini. And guess what? He did. I love it when you have thoughts in your head and then you think about it some more and then you actually go do it. What gusto! Like, right now. I’m thinking about making a sandwich. And would you look at that. Here I go to get the bread. I’m going places! The kitchen to be exact.