Katie Holmes

Last year, DUI’s and rehab were the “it” thing to do. This year, it’s pregnancy. That’s why OK! Magazine is claiming Katie Holmes is pregnant. Rather, they ask if she’s pregnant, but it’s really them saying she is.

“She has that special glow that only pregnant women have,” an eyewitness tells OK!. “I would say there is a strong possibility that she’s pregnant.”

Just like Britney being pregnant, this probably isn’t true either. The first time Tom impregnated Katie he freaked out. The post traumatic stress caused by her vagina is way too severe for him to do it all over again. Just look at Tom. He’s so afraid of her ovaries that he can’t even be in the same frame.

Katie Holmes buldge

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