This fatty is flying solo

After three years of being the spokesperson for Jenny Craig, Kirstie Alley decided to part ways with the weight loss program and start her own. Alley said: “I want to create something new that will help millions of people end the seemingly never ending fatty-roller coaster ride.”

That line was only a taste of the seven paragraph statement Alley sent to PEOPLE magazine. Yea, seven paragraphs. Fatty has a lot of time on her hands to write something so tedious. You’d think she’d be huffing and puffing after picking up a pen, but no, Kirstie Alley once again continues to amaze us all.