Britney Spears car

Initially, Britney’s dad, Jamie, wouldn’t let her drive at all. Two weeks ago, OK! Magazine reported that Jamie made a compromise and gave her permission to drive around the block. It seems Jamie relented even more and has let Britney drive anywhere she wants. It seems the decision may have been a little premature. Late Saturday while driving in her 2008 Mercedes in stop-and-go traffic, Britney hit a 2006 Nissan, pushing it forward into another car.

No damage was noted to any of the vehicles. The CHP took a report and no one was cited.

If I was Britney’s conservator, I wouldn’t even give her a big wheel. For two reasons. One, because Britney sucks at driving. Given enough time she would eventually hit an old lady, crash into a police cruiser as she attempted to flee and somehow the big wheel would catch fire. Two, because Britney pedaling a big wheel is hazardous to her health. Her heart would explode from exertion before she even made it out of her gated community. And the only reason she made it out is because she lived uphill.