Tori Spelling

In news to everybody, Tori Spelling is a voice for gays. The former 90210 star says she’s a huge hit with gay people and they consider her their gay icon.

“I’m a huge fan of gays,” Spelling told Reuters. “They love me; I love them. They consider me kind of a gay icon, which they’ve labeled me as.”

I have a hard time believing anyone regards Tori Spelling in this way. Gay people are probably sitting around right now scratching their heads thinking, “WTF…” or thinking another similar gay acronym like OMGLOL. The only reason I think this is true is because Tori looks like a tranny. Other than that, I hope Tori realizes that those piercing stares gay people give her on the street aren’t a sign of affection. Rather, it’s a sign of them imagining bashing her head in with a pink, glittery baseball bat with tassels.