I spy with my little eye

A patient photographer camped out on what seems to be the 20th floor to capture these shots of Jennifer Aniston’s ass. Was it worth it? Probably not. Jennifer Aniston is dumb and so is John Mayer. Staring at her ass is about as exciting as smashing my hand in a car door. I mean, it’s an ass. Mine is just as pretty. Not like $100 bills are shooting out of it or golf balls or ping pong balls even. Booooring.