Jessica Simpson

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson may be heading down the aisle. Reports indicate the Dallas Cowboys quarterback has been shopping for rings and Jessica has already been calling him “my future husband.” Jessica told Glamour (via MSNBC)

“The cute story is that my family and I were watching a Cowboys game,” she explained. “I was going through my divorce and – Tony would die if I told you this – but (on television there was a story) about him. They said his celebrity dream crush was Jessica Simpson.”

“The fact that this guy, on our first date, in the first 10 minutes of dinner, wanted to lean over the table and say, ‘This is my girl and I want to kiss her’ – our first kiss in front of everybody – was awesome.”

A not-so-shy Jessica showed Tony her approval. “I was like, ‘Do it again.’ He said no. I was like, ‘Fine, I will.'”

I question the validity of this story since shopping for a ring for Jessica is hardly a difficult task and shouldn’t take so long. It’s actually extremely easy. You have the option of either blowing a few thousand on an expensive stone or heading over to Long’s Drugs to spend a dollar on a ring pop. Both elicit the same gleeful response. The sad thing is, Jessica would like the ring pop more anyway. It’s big and when you lick it, it tastes fantastic. Not like those other engagement rings. They taste metallic. Blech. Jessica’s taste buds no likey.