Kim Kardashian

When you’re a vacuous, big chested, shapely assed woman named Kim Kardashian, a good way to get people to your website is to post pictures of yourself in a breast accentuating bikini and seductively shower yourself with water. Label it something innocent like “Kourtney and me in Miami” so people think that even though this looks like a photo shoot, it’s not. It’s just you on vacay and you’re just naturally that alluring.

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