Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham talked to GMTV on Thursday and professed that it’s impossible for her to function unless she’s wearing a pair of high heels. However, her penchant for heels doesn’t extend to her home. There she enjoys wearing flip flops. Beckham tells GMTV,

“I’d love to go to the gym,” she told the morning chat fest, “but I can’t get my head around the footwear.”

“When I’m at home with [husband David Beckham] and the kids, I’m always in a pair of flip flops,” she admitted. “He likes me without any makeup on — just looking really natural.”

Victoria Beckham is an idiot without her heels? I’ve always been under the impression she’s an idiot no matter what she puts on her foot, but it makes sense if heels supply her with magical brain powers. And at the same time, it doesn’t. There she is up top walking around in her IQ increasing footwear. Hey, what the? Victoria. The camera is over here. You’re waving at a your reflection.