Megan Fox

During the Spike TV awards airing this Sunday, Jeremy Piven attempted to hit on Megan Fox, but failed miserably. Piven opened with,

I don’t know you, but I should,” said Piven, staring at her like she was a lamb chop. He went on: “I know you’re getting an award.” Said an unimpressed Fox: “Do you even know which one?” The “Entourage” star was ready to answer, but she’d already walked away.

Personally, I open up girls by threatening their family and if that doesn’t work, I turn on the charm by pulling out a gun. I find that works pretty well too.