Jessica Simpson

Us Magazine says Joe Simpson asked Tony Romo to drop his agent and let him handle his NFL career and $67.5 million contract. He even told Romo he would manufacture their engagement and wedding in order to sell it to magazines just like he did for Ashlee if him and Jessica ever decided to marry. Apparently, this wasn’t proper etiquette and offended Tony Romo’s sensibilities which was one of the reasons for the almost break-up. The other reason is Jessica drinks way too much. I don’t see how a hot chick with big boobs being really drunk is a problem, but okay. When Us asked Joe for comment, Joe said:

“It’s unfair to criticize me for what every manager does for his or her clients. And in this business, where people can quickly turn on you, who better than a parent to be working for his children?”

The one good thing to come from this is that when Jessica Simpson turns 40 and we find her living in a trailer park eating TV dinners, at least we’ll know where it all went wrong. Some celebrities don’t even have that comfort.