John Mayer

During a concert in Mt. View, California, John Mayer, currently dating Jennifer Aniston, talked about “dream cheating” and told fans that he “made out with some chick in his dreams.” For his penance, he had to sing Dreaming with a Broken Heart.

God, just shut up. No one cares about your boring ass dreams. I put a wig and fake lips on a mop and made out with it, but you don’t see me bragging about having to sing some gay song to make it up to my thong wearing pillow.