Kim Kardashian will promote anything

Kim Kardashian celebrated the 40th anniversary of the Big Mac by dressing like a whore because there’s really no better way to honor Ronald McDonald than by give him a huge boner.

Granted, I bet Kim only agreed to do this because Khloe begged her to. “Think of the free burgers,” Khloe said, half drooling, half licking her lips. I’m surprised she didn’t try to steal that huge Big Mac and take it home with her or ask to speak to Ronald about her new invention, a Big Mac within a Big Mac. A Bigger Mac you could say.