Sienna Miller

The appearance of Sienna Miller at a Malibu gas station caused a gaggle of paparazzi to surround her while she filled her tank. Apparently, the constant questions about her relationship with the still married Balthazaar Getty, the guy she was naked with, finally made her cry. Possibly because of guilt, but more likely because that’s what women like to do.

She broke down shouting “leaving me alone” as the cameras flashed around her.

And when one paparazzo asked about her relationship with Getty, the actress fumed shouting: “I’m just trying to fill up my fucking car!”

“Please, I’m asking you. I can’t live like this, please give me a little bit of respect.”

One time I was pumping gas and this homeless guy motioned to my windshield like he wanted to wash it. Naturally, I shoved him to the ground, dove into my car, locked my doors and sped off. That story is kind of related.