Carrie Underwood

Rosie O’Donnell vs Donald Trump, Lily Allen vs The Media and Amy Winehouse vs Random strangers on the street. Now add Carrie Underwood vs Jessica Simpson to that list of famous feuds. In a war that has been brewing ever since Jessica hooked up with Tony Romo, Carrie has finally laid down some offense by calling Jessica fat.

“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate,” a pal of the “Before He Cheats” singer tells OK!. “She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.” (Comparison of the covers here via Celebitchy)

Oh no she di’nt. *Snaps fingers* I’ve said it over and over again. The only logical way to settle disputes between two hot chicks is to put them in string bikinis and throw them into a pool of Jell-O. You could argue that I’m sexist, but you gotta admit, I have great ideas.