Lindsay Lohan

Fearing her erratic father might do something to jeopardize her safety, Lindsay Lohan decided to file a restraining order against him. Page Six reports:

Lindsay’s sister, Ali, “already has an order of protection against him, as does [mom] Dina. No one is speaking with him until he gets help.” Lindsay’s rep declined to comment.

Expect a statement by e-mail from Michael falsely accusing Lindsay’s friends of turning her against him in 3, 2, 1. Michael’s like that kid in school who doesn’t realize everyone hates him. Not even when you put dog poop in their backpack or push them in the mud at recess. All they say is, “Jolly good show, ‘ol chap,” and pat you on the back. Uh, ok. What’s it going to take to make you understand? Do I have to kill your dog or something?