Samantha Ronson doesn’t do gyms

This is news to me, but according to PEOPLE, the world was all aflutter about Samantha Ronson’s “svelte figure” when those pictures of her and Lindsay in Los Cabos came out. PEOPLE asked Ronson, 30, what her secret was. The answer may surprise you. She doesn’t go to the gym. Her workout regiment only consists of an occasional sprint through the airport to catch a flight and reaching for her Marlboro Reds.

Wow, really? I never would have guessed. You mean people can achieve the same dopey look as Samantha without having to workout? Because women would kill to have that same lack of definition which would finally make that pear shaped body they were going for complete.