John Mayer

The AP reports that CBS is close to giving John Mayer his on music and variety show. At a meeting of the Television Critics Association, Nina Tassler, president of CBS, said the series is under development and an agreement has almost been reached.

Raise your hand if you want to see John Mayer mug for the camera for 30 minutes. Now to all the people who raised your hand, go shoot yourselves. I’d rather watch 2 Girls 1 Cup on a continuous loop than watch John Mayer act in John Mayer sketches. CBS might as well take all their money and spend it on hookers. Because you might as well get laid before you’re fired.