Megan Fox won’t play Lara Croft

After Warner Bros. revealed that they would make a third Tomb Raider movie without Angelina Jolie, everyone suspected Megan Fox to be the obvious successor. Not true says a representative for Fox. A spokesperson said, “Megan is not involved in this movie.”

This should put to rest all the unfounded rumors that Angelina 2.0 will star in what will probably be another crappy movie saved only by a busty heroine in low cut shirts.

Warner Bros. says the third installment will re-imagine the origins of Lara Croft and will be a major deviation from the previous films.