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Jessica Simpson is massive

By , 9:07 AM on Feb 16, 2009, 22 Comments

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo

and headed to the Waverly Inn on Valentine’s day and words cannot describe how kick-ass her rack was. The crazy thing was her earrings were almost as big as her boobs. You could light them on fire and train a dolphin to jump through them.

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  • http://yahoo chris

    I bet she’s pregnant. you van seem the damn veins in those boobs.

  • ???

    SHE LOOKS GOOD

  • David

    Wow, she looks great. Yes there are veins, as in real life ,if you have ever seen a seen a real boob that size. No air brushing like in those “jerk off mag’s most of you are massaging yourself with.

    If you just want bitch and put someone down, you can always find a reason. Just enjoy looking at one of the best racks on planet Earth. This was your chance

  • Birdy

    I think she should wear more flattering clothes. With all the “Fat” chatter about her lately all that boobage doesn’t help. We all know Jessica has a big rack, but why does she have to put it on display. That dress is just plain ugly. Long, black, loose…what is she going to a funeral? Dare I say something more form-fitting would actually look better on her……(as long as its not those high waisted jeans!!)

  • farva15

    The blue viens in her boobs look like a road map of Los Angeles.

  • http://chickmagnetstuff.com/ chickmagnetstuff

    I don’t know what that dude like about this chic but she is super dumb and spoiled that’s so turn off

  • Andrew

    LOL…i think its funny how people can comment badly on her when #1 she may act dumb or be dumb but i bet she makes tons more money than the haters #2 EVERYBODY in this world has weight fluctuations , we are human it happens #3 the comments about her boobs are stupid because they are basing it on siliconed pumped up airbrushed boobs…these are REAL people ! The original boobs she was given ! Enjoy natural no fake honest to goodness REAL breast !

  • ’09

    if she was dumb the way you idiots say then she wouldn’t have money for shit and she has money and she is way smarter than you people who say she is dumb i see her making money unlike the haters just hating anyways talk all the crap you want fact is she is in the business and there is nothing you can do about it well besides doing what you all do best which is hate

  • http://CliNTBliACK1971@YAHOO.COM JOHN DOWNiNG

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  • Randomdaddy

    She Lookin Damn Good!!!!What A Rack!!! My God!!!

  • http://Sephira.dk Sephira

    I think she looks pretty and maybe she is pregnant. And she did pick an awful dress for her figure tbh.

  • ridemywinkey

    Hot! Hot! Hot! I’d split her in two any day of the week.