What a fatty
By The Blemish, 3:39 PM on Feb 23, 2009, 4 Comments
If Lindsay Lohan got any skinnier, she could be used as an Olympic javelin. At this point, when Lindsay fists Samantha Ronson, it actually feels like a penis. Look at her. Her skinny legs are buckling under the weight of her amazing rack. She pretty much looks like a newborn calf taking its first steps when she walks.
Such huge fun bags on a freckled, skinny frame. Tut tut – shame.
One more week and she’ll fold in half under all that weight.
I would pay green money to see her rack bouncing up and down while she’s getting fisted by Sammy’s freaky little monkey hands.
This girl needs to gain some weight! Fatty America would be glad to accept her into its fold! :)