Jennfier Aniston & John Mayer

E!’s Marc Malkin claims Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have split again, further cementing the prophecy that Aniston will be alone for the rest of her life. Sources say John Mayer may have ended it last week after Aniston finished her European tour for Marely & Me.

One friend notes that this has happened before and they’ve gotten back together so don’t assume John Mayer has the wherewithal to latch onto another actress’ fame so quickly.

God. By now, Jennifer Aniston’s eggs must look like that sandwich you left in the fridge six months ago. You probably need an ice pick to tear them apart because they’ve all crusted together. Her biological clock must be ticking so loudly that she mistakes it for her morning alarm.

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