Rihanna see-through

A week or two ago, reports began coming in that Rihanna was not cooperating with prosecutors in Chris Brown’s case. Yesterday, the same report sprung up again almost word for word. According to the LA DA’s office, those reports are unfounded. They tell TMZ , “We deal with her attorney who says she is a cooperating victim.”

Either way, prosecutors are used to dealing without a cooperating victim. The leaked photographs and Rihanna’s statement that this wasn’t the first time she was beaten are evidence enough. Unlike that stick figure drawing I made of the guy who robbed me. Apparently, police didn’t “have enough to go on.” Imbeciles.