The Blemish

Bam!

By , 11:07 AM on Apr 29, 2009, 1 Comment

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That’s the sound that ’s dress will make when they finally split apart from the unrelenting strain being put upon it by her breasts.

Arrrgh!: That’s the sound that will come from the searing pain every man will feel when their boner fails to rip through their jeans after this happens.

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  • ken

    Probably before your time, but this reminded me of Johnny Carson’s “Carnac” routine–where he would hold an envelope up to his forehead and give an answer to the enclosed question.

    One time the answer was “Yassar Arafat”. After opening the envelope, the question he read was “What is the sound of Dolly Parton taking her bra off?”