Bridget Moynahan @ Benefit

In a Vanity Fair interview, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, speaking about Tom Brady’s child he had with his ex, proclaimed: “I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent.” Turns out women don’t like it when you claim their baby is 100% yours. While Bridget Moynahan, the real mother, is staying quiet, a friend says:

“Don’t you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he’d respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can’t find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget’s child?”

Her friend also added: “Hey Gisele — real mothers don’t call their kids ‘it.’ ”

Whatever. I think Jack will be happy having a fake supermodel mom. It’ll be great being revered as a god at school. The only awkward part about it is if Gisele catches him masturbating to an old photoshoot of hers. He won’t really be able to explain that one away. The best he’d be able to come up with is, “Uh, wrong page.”