Details interviewed Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend, and asked him a bunch of fruity questions to which Justin gave fruity answers to. My favorite bit is where he says his favorite piece of clothing from the shoot was a white shirt he thinks God wove and sent to him through his angels. In a close second was wanting to be a lap dog so he could be petted all day when asked who he’d trade places with.

Does anyone else think he’s deadpanning this or have we found the world’s dumbest male model. Once you finish deciding, go on Twitter and call him a dumbass. If I heard correctly, he seems to like it when people do that.

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